just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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