what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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