She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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