Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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