I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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