Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it was like eating out sand paper
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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