i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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