why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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