But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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