i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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