I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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