It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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