I think scott just propositioned me for sex
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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