The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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