I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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