ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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