sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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