Where did you get a picture of my penis
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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