Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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