How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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