That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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