Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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