I wanna bring you to show and tell
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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