why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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