Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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