I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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