i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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