I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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