i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I need to calm my uterus...
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