After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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