I showed him my bush... on skype.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Watching her eat just hurts me
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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