i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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