At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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