My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Randomize
