Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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