i barfeds in our rink
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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