But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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