I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So much rum. So many feels.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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