On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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