singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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