Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
as a side note pls kill me
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