do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The Olympian is in my bed
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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