ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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