Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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