She said her name was "party"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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