belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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