She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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