i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
as a side note pls kill me
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
