I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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