windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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