I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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